Standard Natural Free Mustache Rides - Mustache Hipster Sex Humor Dirty Joke T-shirt

Free Mustache Rides - Mustache Hipster Sex Humor Dirty Joke T-shirt

  • $19.95


Scientists say that the only thing babes like more on a man than an aggressive mustache is being offered the chance to ride it - preferably every ten minutes or so / or until you get thrown out of the bar. Trust us. We're really great with women.

  • Designed and printed with pride in Ann Arbor, Michigan
  • Professionally printed with commercial inks
  • Men's, Women's, and Youth version available for most products
  • All shirts ship within 1 business day of order
  • If on fence about sizing, go up a size