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I'M HARD T-shirt

  • $19.95

"Oh, I get compliments all the time," explained Teddy, a painted turtle we interviewed for this shirt. "I'm rock hard, and up for anything. I don't even care, I love an adventure. You name it, I'm excited to do it...and rock hard. Hard as a rock. Also, I get frequent erections."

  • Designed and printed with pride in Ann Arbor, Michigan
  • Professionally printed with commercial inks
  • Men's, Women's, and Youth version available for most products
  • All shirts ship within 1 business day of order
  • If on fence about sizing, go up a size