After rigorous testing around Ann Arbor's Main Street Bar Scene, we have concluded that this shirt grants the wearer a 15% bump in likability when hitting on blondes. It simultaneously de-objectifies them while planting the seed that despite the fact that you are wearing a t-shirt in the martini bar, you just might be a gentleman!

• Designed and printed with pride in Ann Arbor, Michigan
• Professionally printed with commercial inks
• Men's, Women's, and Youth version available for most products
• If on fence about sizing, go up a size