Does your father fancy himself a god of the green-stringed lights? Do you dread the night when he enlists your begrudging aid to 'beat the neighbors' display this year'? Give him this fine tee in celebration of his light-hanging prowess, and wait until he admits the truth.

• Designed and printed with pride in Ann Arbor, Michigan
• Professionally printed with commercial inks
• Men's, Women's, and Youth version available for most products
• If on fence about sizing, go up a size