Did you really think it was a woman who couldn't control herself?! It's not like it was a forbidden gourmet cupcake. No, we're pretty sure this has been spun by men, and for all we know it was probably a forbidden bag of pork rinds to boot.

• Designed and printed with pride in Ann Arbor, Michigan
• Professionally printed with commercial inks
• Men's, Women's, and Youth version available for most products
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