We really do believe that whatever it is you're trying to talk to us about is quite interesting. But the thing is, nothing's more interesting than that exhilarating rush you get when you jump out of an airplane headfirst. So do us a favor and hold that thought for a minute, will you? We have to go do something, but we'll be back. You know, eventually.

• Designed and printed with pride in Ann Arbor, Michigan
• Professionally printed with commercial inks
• Men's, Women's, and Youth version available for most products
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