What's cooler than a time-travelling cyborg assassin with an Austrian accent and bulging, ripply muscles? A sensible, shade-tolerant perrenial that is easy to care for and hearty in most climates. If you disagree, what are you doing browsing gardening shirts? Get out of here!

• Designed and printed with pride in Ann Arbor, Michigan
• Professionally printed with commercial inks
• Men's, Women's, and Youth version available for most products
• If on fence about sizing, go up a size