If you're going to be spitting this opener at literally every girl you meet at the bar anyway, you may as well just get it out of the way with this t-shirt. That'll let you get to your deep conversation about the potential for 3D printing to disrupt traditional manufacturing or whatever.

• Designed and printed with pride in Ann Arbor, Michigan
• Professionally printed with commercial inks
• Men's, Women's, and Youth version available for most products
• If on fence about sizing, go up a size