A subtle shirt for a subtle lover. Let potential mates know that not only are you a serious adult with your financials, career, and personal life in order, but that you're also more than willing to mount them in sexual congress. No way they can resist.

• Designed and printed with pride in Ann Arbor, Michigan
• Professionally printed with commercial inks
• Men's, Women's, and Youth version available for most products
• If on fence about sizing, go up a size