Cut to the chase next time you're at the bar in this little number. Sure, you're "hygeine" is "lacking" and people cringe at every other word that comes out of your mouth, but you're a genetic gold mine. That's all that really matters.

• Designed and printed with pride in Ann Arbor, Michigan
• Professionally printed with commercial inks
• Men's, Women's, and Youth version available for most products
• If on fence about sizing, go up a size