Most women say that "reckless disregard for contraceptives," "generally anti-social behavior the morning after," and"trade-based puns" are the top three traits that they look for when deciding whether or not to have a one night stand with a carpenter or machinist. Fortunately this shirt takes care of all three - a fine investment for any young craftsman.

• Designed and printed with pride in Ann Arbor, Michigan
• Professionally printed with commercial inks
• Men's, Women's, and Youth version available for most products
• If on fence about sizing, go up a size