Keep in mind that while this shirt works 100% of the time when picking up a date, it also works 100% of the time on everyone else you see, because it's that clever and sophisticated. So be prepared to pick up the janitor at the Kroger, the police officer who pulls you over on your way to the club, and anyone else between you and that lucky lady or gentleman. You may want to wear one of our other shirts on top of it until you're ready to reveal it.

• Designed and printed with pride in Ann Arbor, Michigan
• Professionally printed with commercial inks
• Men's, Women's, and Youth version available for most products
• If on fence about sizing, go up a size