While modern citizens focus mainly on his political emancapatory feats, contemporaries of Lincoln were more likely to comment on his insatiable poon-hounding as his primary character trait. Historians agree that he actually got the idea to emancipate nearly 4 million enslaved Americans while battling with his belt buckle in a bar bathroom stall one night - an event that this t-shirt attempts to capture the spirit of, albeit with a more tasteful chaise lounge.

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