Lickalotapus - Lewd Dinosaur Sex Joke Funny Raunchy Humor Creepy T-shirt

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Lickalotapus - Lewd Dinosaur Sex Joke Funny Raunchy Humor Creepy T-shirt

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Scientists can't actually agree which dinosaur was the largest based on bones alone, but there is unanimous consensus that Lickalotapus was the creepiest. A frequent denizen of watering holes in the area that would become Miami, he was known for his aggressively pubic mustache and tasteless apparel choices. A vaginatarian, his diet has been characterized by leading paleontologists as "wholly uncomfortable to discuss" and "please, sir, I'm a serious scientist and would rather not discuss this."

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