A graphic tee for the befuddled masses who struggle with obtaining backrub favors: this ingenious creation enables you to endlessly 'hint' at your wants while saying nothing -- and getting to blame the shirt.

• Designed and printed with pride in Ann Arbor, Michigan
• Professionally printed with commercial inks
• Men's, Women's, and Youth version available for most products
• If on fence about sizing, go up a size