The problem with the mainstream media's depiction of eagles is that they always get cleaned up and pc-ified for the television. Real eagle scientists will tell you that, in the wild, the American Bald Eagle has a bitchin' feather mullet, wears an American flag headband, and has a sonorous mating call nearly identical to the refrain of Lee Greenwood's \God Bless the USA.\""

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