"Every morning the sun rises over Wall Street as America sips its coffee puts on its tie and heads into work. By the end of the day, as that sun sets over Santa Monica, you can find the Republic digging its' toes into the sand - just scoping out babes on the pier a cold brewsky in it's hand," explained a visably inebriated Joe Biden to the visiting Cub Scouts from Troop #186. "Like a mullet. A big glorious mullet."

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