There's one rule every cook, chef, and baker knows - if you're really that good at what you do, chances are you're going to be doing a lot of tasting and finger-licking. And with that much tasy food around, who cares about counting calories? So if you come across a skinny cook, chef, or baker, something's clearly wrong with their food. Or they're magic, in which case it's best to run while you can. Lesson of the day: never trust a skinny chef!

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