Owning a water bed has benefits, sure. It says that you're sophisticated and enjoy an elegant, charmed lifestyle. But it also comes with rules, and you've got to put your foot down when the escort insists on keeping her shoes on.

• Designed and printed with pride in Ann Arbor, Michigan
• Professionally printed with commercial inks
• Men's, Women's, and Youth version available for most products
• If on fence about sizing, go up a size