Stars are Dead, Like Your Dreams T-shirt

  • $19.95

Listen, it's not that we think Jimminy Cricket was a bad guy, it's just that he was a lot more of a romantic than a scientist, and his ignorance resulted in somewhat grotesque wishes made upon the last, luminous gasps of dying bundles of gases around the galaxy for an entire generation of movie-goers.

  • Designed and printed with pride in Ann Arbor, Michigan
  • Professionally printed with commercial inks
  • Men's, Women's, and Youth version available for most products
  • All shirts ship within 1 business day of order
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