Those turtles and teenagers on the TV show dodged a bullet. Scientists estimate that for every human / turtle / nuclear waste combination resulting in a ninja-like super hero, there are about nineteen who simply get really, really sick and die horrible deaths with very little pizza eating and minimal cowabunga-ing.
Designed and printed with pride in Ann Arbor, Michigan
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