Whether you're the full fledged conspiracy theory uncle looking for something to wear to the next Thanksgiving meal that you're planning to awkward-up, or just a friendly libertarian with a good sense of humor who'd like to give the people you bump into a friendly reminder, boy have we got the shirt for you! It's important to place blind faith in the U.S. government, they never abuse it, and always keep their word, which is why the native Americans are happily on their native lands and appropriately compensated for the parts that they did cede. You know, or the exact opposite.

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