A graphic tee featuring a rare, mythical corn beast.. Legend has it that the Almighty ate his corn a bit too eagerly (it was soooo good), and got all sorts of corn mashed up in his beard. With one mighty shake of his silken, white face-locks, a stable's worth of unicorn on the cobs tumbled out and descended to earth. Most of them were immediately captured and eaten, their c(h)orn being a delicious side to pulled pork and a powerful aphrodesiac, but this one lingered long enough for us to take it's photograph. Then we killed and ate it (it was soooo good).

• Designed and printed with pride in Ann Arbor, Michigan
• Professionally printed with commercial inks
• Men's, Women's, and Youth version available for most products
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