We're not saying it didn't taste good or we don't like the guy, but you'd definitely find us in the pew on Sunday a lot more often if Jesus had opted for a hearty Trippel at that wedding rather than some merlot. So here's to our version of the big guy: a long-haired brewer, which we assume means he's working at Rogue.

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