Most guys agree that "not looking like a potentially obsessive psychopath enough" is their number one turn-off when considering a potential mate's attractiveness in a bar or party setting. Luckily we made this shirt.

• Designed and printed with pride in Ann Arbor, Michigan
• Professionally printed with commercial inks
• Men's, Women's, and Youth version available for most products
• If on fence about sizing, go up a size